bitches gotta eat
Thursday, November 30, 2017
what the fuck is "art."
art is boring! i do not understand surrealism, performance art makes me uncomfortable, and nuance is lost on me. what is a triptych? abst...
Wednesday, November 29, 2017
bitches gotta read: i am not your perfect mexican daughter.
happy belated thanksgiving, i guess. you know what i'm thankful for? the dubious, ever-shifting number of days during which we have t...
Friday, October 20, 2017
how i spent my summer vacation.
the first day of school is always bullshit. in theory, i always loved the dawning of a new school year because there was always a slim ch...
Monday, September 25, 2017
bitches gotta read: we are never meeting in real life.
hello hi, do you remember me it's been a minute. you look great. is that a new haircut? did you recently hem that pair of pants!? GAH...
Tuesday, June 6, 2017
summer beauty tips for the exhausted and situationally impoverished.
pinnae are we for real off shea moisture forever? because i'm nearing the end of my bottle of african black soap shampoo ($9) and i ...
Sunday, May 28, 2017
i'm going on tour.
please come see me. mannnn i'm taking this show on the road. i just finished packing a bag that is 70% chargers 20% underwear and 10%...
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